June 30, 2015

KRAKEN BATTLE

(For some thematic music, listen to this while you read)

I enjoy a good board game now and again, and I really enjoy making stuff for no reason whatsover. Sometimes I get t combine the two. In this game, everyone was aboard a pirate ship:

After remaining hidden aboard the cultist's ship, our heroes reveal themselves in a daring maneuver to save their NPC friend from certain death. Aware that the enemy is on board, the cultist captain summons a legendary Kraken to bring down the ship, and with it, the mighty heroes. Cultists are bonkers for sacrificing themselves and summoning giant monsters, so this was a win-win in their book. Whilst swords clash on deck, massive inky tentacles rise from the briny depths, spraying a salty mist as they erupt on all sides. The sun is shadowed by the immense wriggling mass, as the Kraken's appendages begin to grab and fling sailors with little effort. It begin's slamming into the ship's hull, eventually splitting her in half, and dragging her to the deep below.